I go omegle sometimes, and I've taking to rapping to random strangers. This transpired.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you want to hear a rhyme?
Stranger: sure dio
Stranger: do*
You: rhyming is my favorite thing of all time
You: if you give me some words i'll make it great
You: aint no way you're gonna hate
Stranger: wow your good at this mate.
You: i can tell you a story or sing you a song
You: it can be short, but it will probably be long
You: thanks for the thanks internet friend
Stranger: haha songs are good, so are stories, but rhymes are legit
You: i hope our conversation isn't soon to end
You: what kind of rhyme would you like to hear?
You: i don't want to hurt your ear
You: with something that makes you sad and bored
Stranger: try to use the word UBER in something. haha.
You: i want to give you a fantastic reward
Stranger: my friends say that word all the time
You: i think that the word uber is uber cool
You: i, too, used to use it when i was in school
You: uber cool sandwhiches and sweaters and dudes
Stranger: well thats no fun, your supposed to rhyme something with uber
You: uber cools things put me in uber good moods
You: i can rhyme with your favorite word uber
You: i can eat candy and even a goober
You: what is a goober you might be quick to ask
Stranger: haha like a goofy goober?
You: discover it for yourself, that's your task n
You: because i used the word but in my mind the definition isn't clear
You: i haven't used it in over a year
You: it's hard to find words that rhyme with uber
You: except weird ones like goober and luber
You: i can only imagine a luber is someone who lubes
Stranger: haha i have an idea,
You: or someone who likes to get all up in pubes
You: but this rhyme is getting out of control
You: although i think it's safe to say i'm on a roll
You: i wonder if our ideas were at all the same
You: or if we are in a different mind frame
You: i'm sorry if i have offended you
Stranger: we should make a story, but only rhyming, and try to put a song in it somewhere.
Stranger: sound like a good idea?
You: trust me, my apology is true
You: sure of course
You: i'd love to collaberate with you!
Stranger: oh is that true?
You: so much more true than you even know
Stranger: i wonder if that will ever show
You: i'll show you in a hundred ways or more
Stranger: just please, not by slamming the door
You: oh no, going to your door would make me a creep
Stranger: of course, cause then you would be in too deep
You: you shouldn't stalk the strangers you meet here online
Stranger: why not for we may combine....
Stranger: our frame of mind.
You: friend if you want i can rhyme twice in a row so you can give me words with which to rhyme
You: so that we have a more fun and fair time
Stranger: well why not look in the dictionary, to find a word like pictionary, whith wich some good may come...
You: communication is difficult in poems at times
You: or we could losen up our rhyming abilities by drinking some rum
Stranger: oh i fear that would be no fun
You: no, because one of us might make a mistake and pull out a gun
Stranger: that would for sure send me on the run....maybe to the sun.
You: johnny depp is the only one i trust drunk with a fire arm
You: and even he might do us some harm
Stranger: well that would be sad, and cause an end to our game.
You: yes, because rhyming with bullet holes in our faces just isn't the same
Stranger: well gee that rhyme was lame
You: i'm sorry friend it's the only thought that came!
Stranger: well im sorry my friend for it is night, and i must go.
You: alright, dear, you were a good person to know!
Stranger: thanks for putting on shuch a wonderful show
You: thanks for participating in a duo
Stranger: haha goodnight fine stranger, have a wondeful evening.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
1 comments:
You should drop out of school and pursue a career in rapping. Your style of rapping reminds me of indie cartoon characters. I wish I had been the stranger so I could have experienced you rapping to me...but then we would be strangers and it makes me sad to even imagine a world in which we don't know each other. :)
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